Five Steps of “Secret Peanuts Anonymous”
Step 1: We admit that we are simply powerless
over our desire for Secret Peanuts.
Step 2: It seems like every time we go somewhere,
we come across Simply Nuts & More and
covet Secret Peanuts.
Step 3: We found that trying to ignore this desire
was simply contrary to reason and frankly
eating them was very good for us.
Step 4: We finally made a list of all those friends
and family we’ve kept this a secret from.
Step 5: After making amends and experiencing
this awakening, we now share the story
of Secret Peanuts with everyone we meet.
It is simply the right thing to do.